my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you

Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)

by UrbanPrick November 15, 2011

My boyfriend

Non-existent

My boyfriend: Hi

Me: Hi! Oh wait

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

My boyfriend

The best guy I've met. He's nice, funny, and charming.

"Wow her boyfriend is awesome!"
"I know, she must be in love.
"I wish he'd hold hands with me!"
"Go away. He's my boyfriend"

by GABBOFlamingo February 10, 2010

My boyfriend

The cutest boy in the whole world and wow he deserves everything and I love him n I wish he was here so I could cuddle him n you're so adorable every time I look at you I fall in love again

Me: I love my boyfriend like damn

by Canigetuhhhhhh April 5, 2018

My boyfriend

Not you, faggot! I’m male

My boyfriend is nobody since I’m a straight male

by Hamtaro December 27, 2021

it's my boyfriend

UGLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SOMEONE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND.

Hi people, it's my boyfriend!

by Mattyu December 22, 2017

Will You Be My Boyfriend?

I know this is a long shot but you asking me to be your valentines made me so happy, just consider it please. I love you so much and you’ve always been there since day one.

Russell, will you be my boyfriend?

by your lovely valentine February 14, 2021