A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.
Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.
Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.
Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
Individual Ounces of Weed
by bumbaclot4220 September 08, 2011
A set of multiple vodka and soda drinks containing a mandatory 2 limes. Vodka of choice is usually Titos brand.
by Ruffryder123 February 18, 2019
by mattyjoe December 29, 2011
by Spaceghost January 20, 2004
The yummyest, chewyest, amazingest food ever to be made.
The world loves to eat babies! They are a great source of Vit. C!!! They give you all the Calcium you need to live in one bite!!! Who wants to make a baby pie? Oh I do! So here is the steps...
1. Chop the baby into 6ths
2.Seperate the pecies
3. Get the pie crust ready.
4. Put babies in the pie, instead of your normal filling.
5. Bake!
The world loves to eat babies! They are a great source of Vit. C!!! They give you all the Calcium you need to live in one bite!!! Who wants to make a baby pie? Oh I do! So here is the steps...
1. Chop the baby into 6ths
2.Seperate the pecies
3. Get the pie crust ready.
4. Put babies in the pie, instead of your normal filling.
5. Bake!
Real life exaple on FacePunch Studios
"ZOMG! 1/4 LIFE I LOVEZ U CUZ TEH PHX OWNZ!!! TAKE MY KIDS!!!"
"Thanks, *eats the baby*."
"We sure all do love Babies. Right Lum?"
"Yeah, Zach sure..."
"ZOMG! 1/4 LIFE I LOVEZ U CUZ TEH PHX OWNZ!!! TAKE MY KIDS!!!"
"Thanks, *eats the baby*."
"We sure all do love Babies. Right Lum?"
"Yeah, Zach sure..."
by zzzzac1 June 14, 2008