Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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an animal that is like a wolf tamed or not tamed
The dog ran through the door to meet his owner that he last saw 2 years ago.
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by yoloman4557@roblox November 07, 2017
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1. Your best friend
2. Your friend to lean on
3. Your companion
4. A big fluff ball of love
5.cant open its mouth to judge you

6. Protects you

7.the one you can cry on
8. Sit down and talk to him/her and she will listin
9. He/she loves you the most and would die for you

10. dog means love
Dog- your my best friend

I'll die for you.
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Dogs are angelic creatures that deserve love and respect. Dogs are sweet and they love their owners and their owners love them back. Anyone who abuses and doesn't like dogs is a cruel monster and should go to hell. Dogs are innocent and beautiful in their own way. There is no such thing as a mean dog.
Person A: Aren't dogs the sweetest?
Person B: I know, they really are. I love dogs.
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by janmhorowi April 07, 2017
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