The type of guy to
dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro
penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro
penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a
loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch
bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.