The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.

That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is

Hards by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023

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Tryhards is a slang term for those uber trendy people who try too hard to follow fashion trends etc. Ever go to toni and guys hairdressers and look at the bloke who works there with his wristbands, mullet hair-cut and ripped jeans etc!!

toni and guy hairdressers.
all trendy hairdressers.
some students are try hards.
some collegees are try hards.
anyone with a mullet, wrist bands, and one of them belts that is worn dangling down!

try hards by Jonny Boy September 13, 2005

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Try-Hards

One who gives their full-effort on everything for no particular fucking reason. mostly associated with school, there is always that group of kids that just talk about school work and school shit and school this and school like. like yo, the reason why everyone thinks your a reject queer is because all you do is TRY- HARD. stop fucking trying to be the best at everything. its fucking embarressing.

Try Hard #1; Heyy taryn what did you get on the A.P. Trigonometry test?

Try Hard #2; Ohh i got a 98, i had to go to the nurse's office i was crying to hard. when i get home i'm going to rewrite that paper on quantum mechanics and how time travel is immp-----

Normal Kid; You are both Try-Hards shut the hell up. jesus your all really fucking annoying.

Try-Hards by thatkidyoulovetohate41 October 7, 2011

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try hards

people who constantly flirt with someone and it ends in an epic failure.

ex:sammy drobnick&dyan taylor are "try hards" whenever they talk.

try hards by amandababe August 8, 2010

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White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben

"yeah, safe man, heavy"

try hards by Fred February 29, 2004

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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