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A vague and unknown body region that can be held by another person.
Yohannes: Can we hold hards now?

Ish: Sure, but you gotta help me find mine.
hards by Hawtyboggin April 12, 2007
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Sean: Hey let me skeez a royal cuz

Beat: Nah man i only smoke them hards
The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is
Hards by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023

try hards 

Tryhards is a slang term for those uber trendy people who try too hard to follow fashion trends etc. Ever go to toni and guys hairdressers and look at the bloke who works there with his wristbands, mullet hair-cut and ripped jeans etc!!
toni and guy hairdressers.
all trendy hairdressers.
some students are try hards.
some collegees are try hards.
anyone with a mullet, wrist bands, and one of them belts that is worn dangling down!
try hards by Jonny Boy September 13, 2005

Try-Hards 

One who gives their full-effort on everything for no particular fucking reason. mostly associated with school, there is always that group of kids that just talk about school work and school shit and school this and school like. like yo, the reason why everyone thinks your a reject queer is because all you do is TRY- HARD. stop fucking trying to be the best at everything. its fucking embarressing.
Try Hard #1; Heyy taryn what did you get on the A.P. Trigonometry test?

Try Hard #2; Ohh i got a 98, i had to go to the nurse's office i was crying to hard. when i get home i'm going to rewrite that paper on quantum mechanics and how time travel is immp-----

Normal Kid; You are both Try-Hards shut the hell up. jesus your all really fucking annoying.

try hards 

people who constantly flirt with someone and it ends in an epic failure.
ex:sammy drobnick&dyan taylor are "try hards" whenever they talk.
try hards by amandababe August 8, 2010

try hards 

White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben
try hards by Fred February 29, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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