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wear
1. "any British registered boat may wear the red ensign"
2. "spinning long stories, wearing half the day"
3. "the environmental health people wouldn't wear it"
2. "spinning long stories, wearing half the day"
3. "the environmental health people wouldn't wear it"
wear by Arminkshipper April 16, 2025
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wear you like a necklace
person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy
person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace
person a: you bitches fruity
person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace
person a: you bitches fruity
wear you like a necklace by the party don’t start November 5, 2020
wear the purp
wear the purp by fanzipantz October 16, 2020
wear it
1. The phrase "wear it" originated with a meaning relating to humiliation. If someone did something humiliating or was humiliated in some way, they were "wearing it" or could be told to "wear it."
2. The phrase progressed to have a meaning related to drinking. A person is "wearing it" when they are either very drunk or hung over.
2. The phrase progressed to have a meaning related to drinking. A person is "wearing it" when they are either very drunk or hung over.
1. "Wear it Fuerst!"
2. "Last night, B Fuerst was wearing it, but you were wearing it a lot more."
"After drinking last night, I had to go to a meeting at 8 AM. I was wearing it until noon."
2. "Last night, B Fuerst was wearing it, but you were wearing it a lot more."
"After drinking last night, I had to go to a meeting at 8 AM. I was wearing it until noon."
wear it by Celibate Tiger March 26, 2008
wear a wire
to secretly record a conversation with another person by wearing a line with a microphone connected to a handheld recorder hidden somewhere on your body
ME: I'm talking to my professor after class today and he's gonna say he wants me to fail hard
FRIEND: Get some proof
ME: Yeah I'm gonna wear a wire
FRIEND: Get some proof
ME: Yeah I'm gonna wear a wire
wear a wire by DeafDumbAndBlind November 24, 2013
Wear the Pants
1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.
1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
Wear the Pants by EthanChrist March 29, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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