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If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway --Mother Teresa
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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basically the worst thing that ever happened to this earth.
exhibit A:I'm going to go buy myself a new SUV next week

exibit B- but didnt you just get this one 2 yrs ago?

exhibit A: yes, but it doesnt have a built in DVD player to entertain my kids because im too lazy to raise them myself.
by lauren S July 19, 2005
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The doom of our planet. Like a virus with shoes.
People have moved into the forrest....bang bang.....crash..where is the forest?
by Halo Master de Bater April 25, 2006
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things that are dumb enough to try and diet by having three Big Macs, an extra-large set of fries extra salty, a Diet Coke, and a salad. things that are dumb enough to eat it all, talk on a cell phone, navigate a map, and drive down the interstate at the same time. things that are dumb enough to have sex and then blame the doctor for having the kid. things that are dumb enough to pay $3.00 a gallon for gas to drive three blocks while their bike is sittin in the attic collecting dust. things that call drinking eight beers at 3 am and then passing out a "good night's sleep". things that are dumb enough to get their three-year-old GTA San Andreas and leave them alone in the house.
People are so stupid, but hey, who cares?
by someguyudontcareabout May 12, 2006
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A shining example of how ignorant a race can be. We call ourselves intellegent when we don't know shit.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Einstein
by Mike Hoff February 17, 2004
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