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pulled a rowling

"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."

"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
by flashwildecard September 21, 2020
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shit-douche

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
by flashwildecard December 31, 2016
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Perv Shaming

Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.

Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.

So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.

Enough with the Perv Shaming.

2.

Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.

3.

Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?

Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!

From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
by flashwildecard September 1, 2014
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The Martha Jones Effect

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
by flashwildecard January 3, 2014
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mental auto correct

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct
by flashwildecard May 11, 2015
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Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
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Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.
1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
by flashwildecard May 8, 2011
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