Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.

Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.

by flashwildecard June 21, 2011

I'll Pray For You

Phrase:

Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.

Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.

Which makes more sense: The universe was created by an all knowing, all powerful being, that leaves no trace of its existance? Or that our primitive ancestors created the concept of God because they were afraid and needed answers.

I'll pray for you.

* * * *

I'll pray for you.

Well fuck you too!

by flashwildecard November 30, 2010

Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.

1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.

by flashwildecard May 08, 2011

Sick Day

A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.

Ugh, I feel like hell.

You should stay home.

Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.

by flashwildecard December 17, 2012

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 07, 2011

ok bieber

A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.

"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."

"Ok Bieber."

"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."

by flashwildecard April 11, 2020

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016