saying 

Something people say

"Don't be dipsy when you can be tipsy, is the saying."
"Say what?"
"What the saying says."
"Which is what?"
"The saying."
"Ohhh."

saying by kloon882 September 13, 2019

saying 

Toronto / Scarborough slang used at the beginning of a sentence to start a thought

Person 1: Saying I really fuck wit Drake's new shit
Person 2: me too fam

saying by johnathanmckinley June 30, 2016

Saying 

And I'm not just saying things.

Hym "You don't like the things I'm saying about contentious topics and ate stealing the things I'm doing... For that reason. That's all you're doing here. Or you're looking the other way while it happens. Just as bad as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't ever stop being a cynical ploy to stop me from circumventing the need either affirm your worldview and/or accept your ideological presuppositions and is, therefore, a violation of my religious freedom. I am dissenting. In the absolute. Fuck yourself or buy some flowers for the funeral."

Saying by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

saying "hi" to my monster 

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

saying "hi" to my monster by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007

Saying Goodnight to my mother 

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

Saying Goodnight to my mother by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet 

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.

"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet by LaRose July 9, 2005

saying the alpha-bet 

To announce the highest bet among a group of bets.

When we play Poker, John likes to raise the stakes by saying the alpha-bet.

saying the alpha-bet by zeus64 April 13, 2011