26 definitions by flashwildecard
To destroy yourself by being shitty.
"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
by flashwildecard September 21, 2020
A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.
"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
by flashwildecard April 11, 2020
A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.
1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.
2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
by flashwildecard April 18, 2011
A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.
Ugh, I feel like hell.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
by flashwildecard December 17, 2012
To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
by flashwildecard December 22, 2015
Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
by flashwildecard October 27, 2019