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Perv Shaming

Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.

Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.

So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.

Enough with the Perv Shaming.

2.

Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.

3.

Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?

Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!

From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
by flashwildecard September 1, 2014
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shit-douche

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
by flashwildecard December 31, 2016
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pulled a rowling

"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."

"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
by flashwildecard September 21, 2020
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Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
by flashwildecard May 1, 2015
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misogynet

The corner of the Internet specifically concerned with hating women.
"I decided to post an article about modern feminism."
"I'm sure the misogynet will be all over that."

"There's no way Supergirl deserved a 6.5 on IMDB"
"Yeah, looks like the work of the misogynet."
by flashwildecard January 7, 2016
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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
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phantom menace effect

When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.
1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."

2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
by flashwildecard January 8, 2017
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