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To destroy yourself by being shitty.
"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
by flashwildecard September 21, 2020
Get the pulled a rowling mug.A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.
"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
by flashwildecard April 11, 2020
Get the ok bieber mug.Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
That's not how deodorant works.
I was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
by flashwildecard October 27, 2019
Get the internet default mug.1. The exact opposite of everything Barack Obama was: White, Crass, Classless, Anti-Intellectual.
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
1. Created when Lex Luthor tried to clone Barack Obama (and failed miserably) BizarrObama is an old white man who rants like a ten year old boy.
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
by flashwildecard August 27, 2017
Get the bizarrobama mug.When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.
1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
by flashwildecard January 8, 2017
Get the phantom menace effect mug.1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
by flashwildecard December 31, 2016
Get the shit-douche mug."Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard August 24, 2016
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