1. The exact opposite of everything Barack Obama was: White, Crass, Classless, Anti-Intellectual.
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
2. An embarrassment to the office of the United States Presidency.
3. Donald Trump
1. Created when Lex Luthor tried to clone Barack Obama (and failed miserably) BizarrObama is an old white man who rants like a ten year old boy.
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
2. "BizarrObama am best president! Am have biggest crowds! Am get rid of healthcare!"
by flashwildecard August 27, 2017
To destroy yourself by being shitty.
"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
by flashwildecard September 21, 2020
A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.
Ugh, I feel like hell.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
by flashwildecard December 17, 2012
When you do something a second time and like it better because it can no longer disappoint you the way it did the first time.
1."I just watched Batman V Superman again."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
"How was it?"
"Not as terrible as I remember."
"I think you're under the phantom menace effect."
2. "Wow, sex is so much better the second time!"
"Phantom menace effect my friend, phantom menace effect."
by flashwildecard January 08, 2017
To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"
2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.
J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"
Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
by flashwildecard December 22, 2015
"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
by flashwildecard February 27, 2016
1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
by flashwildecard January 01, 2017