flashwildecard's definitions

pulled a rowling

To destroy yourself by being shitty.

"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."

"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."

by flashwildecard September 21, 2020

shit-douche

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.

1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.

by flashwildecard December 31, 2016

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.

1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.

by flashwildecard May 8, 2011

First On My Wrist

From the act of making notes in pen on ones wrist, arm, or other body parts.

Yep, got it first on my wrist.

by flashwildecard June 7, 2011

Sick Day

A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.

Ugh, I feel like hell.

You should stay home.

Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.

by flashwildecard December 17, 2012

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019