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Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.
by faithlove January 01, 2017
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
by IceCream Jaykwon September 06, 2008
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a man with a big heart for everyone. he has big feelings and doesnt like to show them much. a true big friendly giant. may be quite silly by getting worked up over nothing
Nicole: Stop being such a Simon :P
by nelsoncub December 25, 2012
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Mexican slang for yeah or yes. An alternative to saying si. Said a lot by cholos and chicanos.
José: Yo ese, can I talk to ya for a sec?
Miguel: Simon!
by Dancing with Fire January 28, 2012
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I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.
Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!
by Annie4569 December 27, 2012
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