total

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

by Tom September 30, 2003

total

Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast

Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy

by Martyre gall December 25, 2007

total

Medical slang.
A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.

I was up all night taking care of a total.

by Mouthful August 21, 2008

total

Adjective approximating to extremely, used to emphasise everything. Contraction of totally

1. That wiz jus' total not on

by Cola April 26, 2004

total

total can be used to replace lots of words.
it means the ultimate of something.
so if you say “your outfit is total” it mean your outfit is the best.

or if you were describing a hot boy as total it means he’s totally hot.
if soemone it total it means they’re the best.

“omg your outfit is total!”

girl1: “can you please do me a favour”
girl2: “yes of course”
girl1: “ugh you’re total, thank you so much

girl1: “have you seen the new boy at school?!”
girl2: “duh he’s total”

girl1: “so fit”

by pink snake August 21, 2018

total

Verb meaning: To get completely and totally drunk.

We can total at the student bar any time of day.

by RangiShorty September 7, 2007

total

Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.

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Cowboys -4
Redskins 48
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(these two situations are identical)
Cowboys -4
Redskins +4
Over/Under 48
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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."

by x February 1, 2004