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Look at stoner boy snacking away on the couch. He hates the cookies!
Hates by Ron F September 28, 2006
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v. the action or actions of a player hater; animosity or hostility towards in a non-player like fashion.
Man, I'm telling you, every time I go to the club with that dude he hates.
hates by not a buster September 28, 2006

hates her daddy syndrome 

syndrome that girls will develop if their father is way too over-protective and sets really strict rules. the girl will rebel and want to fuck any guy she sees in spite of her father.
Mark: Dude, I don't know if she'll have any interest in me.

Donny: Are you kidding me? That skank has "Hates Her Daddy Syndrome," she wants to fuck anything that moves.
hates her daddy syndrome by TonyTheAnt September 21, 2006

Hates Drama 

A status you put on Facebook that will automatically get tons of likes.
Becky: "No one likes my statuses anymore even though they're witty and funny, I'll just put I hate drama."

John: "That'll show 'em"

*On Facebook:*
Becky hates drama.
*3 minutes later*
236 people like this.
Hates Drama by YourRetardedStepson January 26, 2011

Everybody Hates Chris 

A hilarious show about Chris Rock's childhood during the 80s, airs every Friday at 8:00 PM on The CW.
Everybody Hates Chris is the funnest show on Earth! Take that Tyler Perry!!

God hates ... 

The beginning of a phrase commonly used by Evangelical/Fundamentalist demonstrators outside of places where more socially progressive/non-Biblically sanctioned events take place, i.e. Planned Parenthood clinics and gay/lesbian pride parades.

The term is seen by some as ironic, since some statement commonly made in Christianity is "God is love." or "For God so loved the world..." or "God loves all his children." It would seem that although God may take opposition to certain acts, It (I think it's probably to big of a concept to really assign gender to) wouldn't really have the capacity for hate.
sign at anti-gay demonstration:

"GOD HATES QUEERS"
God hates ... by Big P-Myth February 18, 2005

Bill Hates 

"Here comes Bill Hates, with some micro-soft shit to say"
-WWKYA Tour
Bill Hates by pitabreadyum June 14, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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