Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

disappoint

To remove a person or thing from a previously bestowed appointment, entitlement, status, or position.
When Darci wasted part of an iTunes gift card on a crappy download recommendation from Mark, she had to threaten to disappoint him from his official position as "best music recommender friend ever."
disappoint by thekidcomesback July 14, 2011

disappoint

the opposite of to appoint
Lisa was appointed as Company Director. Because of very poor performance, however, she was disappointed only a few weeks later.
disappoint by MightyEndcat October 15, 2010

disappoint-day card 

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

i am disappoint 

a 4chan meme. it is a series of badly drawn comics in which the son does an act the father disapproves of, and the father says: son, i am disappoint
fap fap fap- son, i am disappoint

did you see the latest i am disappoint? it was hilarious
i am disappoint by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

Son, I am Disappoint 

When a person, especially one in authority, asks you to type something for them in information gathering.

Credit to "Audience Typing".
Father, standing over son, asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

Son, I am Disappoint

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.
Son, I am Disappoint by po43292 December 6, 2010

Disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.
Austin breaking his nose sure was a disappointment
Disappointment by FALLEN MC February 3, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more