wait

An alternate term used in place of the word sike that implies the previous statement was false or made in sarcasm.

"Yeah, I'll do your homework for you.. wait!"
"Yeah, that's really funny, wait."

by Matthew Davis December 06, 2006

wait

something a journalism teacher says incessantly because she sucks at teaching and she can barely walk because she's a fat tub of lard

-Ms. Vivona... can you help me with my essay?
-It's gonna have to wait. I suck at life.

by Nicole February 19, 2004

Wait

Use it before a sentence to exclaim surprise and redirection of a train of thought. Do this no more than once a week and it can add useful emphasis to your communication efforts.

Or, use it before every other sentence as the new like. This way it does nothing at all, but will drive old people nuts and make you sound like a reality show super star.

Dad: Let's have pancakes for dinner.

Kid: Wait. Did you say we are having pancakes for dinner?

Dad: Wait for what? Yes, a whole breakfast for dinner!

Kid: Wait. Can I invite Carly over for pancakes?

Dad: What are we waiting for? No, Carly is irritating.

Kid: Wait. Can we have hash browns too?

Dad: Why are we still waiting? Yes, hash browns are delicious.

Kid: Wait. Carly loves hash browns!

by MRacer August 16, 2014

Wait Wait Wait

The way to issue an objection on Youtube Court TV. A term created by Logic the Judge of Youtube Court TV.

Wait Wait Wait this getting outta control.

by LoGic FCMS February 02, 2019

Waiting

1. A hilarious movie featuring Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, Justin Long, Anna Faris, Luis Guzman, Andy Milonakis, and many more funny actors. Its about the restaurant life and the people who work in them.

"Aw man, I saw "Waiting" the other night and it was f'n hilarious, especially if you've worked in a restaurant."

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

Wait for it

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

the wait

refers to the amount of time between phoning youre food delivery and the time it acctually appears on youre plate, not very nice if you are starving

"Ave no had the wait in a while, fuckin starvin here" - spoken by a person who had been unemployed for 6 months then recieved a student loan

by Craig Fox September 29, 2006