A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.
Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?
Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.
Menstrating girl 1: WTF??
Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!
Both: incessant giggling
by Meowmebabe May 30, 2004
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When you're doing anything but the assignment that you're supposed to. Avoiding writing your paper/essay or doing any study related activity by involving yourself in anything that can distract you Procrastination.
She ended up insteading in the lounge all night instead of working on the paper that was due last monday.
by Michael B. Andersen May 18, 2008
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Wehead stands for William Ethan Head. A 19 Year old internet star who’s been known to have interactions with big celebrity stars such as Addison Rae.
by Jeffnicks March 12, 2022
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What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.
I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.
by kidlou December 26, 2011
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Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz
I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad
by Eating_a_hoodie April 29, 2021
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something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit
by Random schoolkid December 6, 2021
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