People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.
Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
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What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.
Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.
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An infinite resource which, despite its limitless reserves, few of us ever seem to have enough of.
Time,

There is nothing before me, and nothing behind.
I have nothing to lose, but yet nothing to find.
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Something that can only be given away. So, give it to those who matter.
Love God, yourself, your friends, and your family. Give THEM your time.
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A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.
We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.
by HT February 5, 2004
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1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present
Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH
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Time is the one thing that can keep someone from happiness or sorrow. Time makes the world go forward while being able to put a pause on someone's personal progression at the same time. Time can be both bad and good while showing know true purpose other than moving forward. Time, the only thing that can ruin a life.
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