Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

by nina October 21, 2003

Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.

I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.

by Notmad February 17, 2013

Assume

To make an Ass out of you & me

Don’t assume, it’s embarrassing for the both of us.

by BrwnCowstyn2 March 17, 2020

assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T September 5, 2008

Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't

When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!

by Alice Green March 21, 2010

ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.

If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.

by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022