by P Schizzle October 03, 2003
A great answer to give in math class when a teacher asks you a question to make sure you are paying attention, and you don't know it because you really weren't paying attention.
Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.
Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.
Me: zzz... "snore"
Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.
OR...
Me: zzz...
Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Me: One?
Classmates: WTF ?!?!
Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.
OR...
Me: zzz...
Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Me: One?
Classmates: WTF ?!?!
by Erick A. C May 25, 2009
by GMoney April 18, 2003
l33tsp33k replacement for the exclamation mark. Originates to the common typo in which a "1" is typed instead of an exclamation mark, as a result of the shift key not being held down. This evolved into the current derivative where the term "one" is fully typed.
by EJL December 29, 2004
a fucking number. one, just one. having more than zero, and less than two. a kick assMetallicA song. #1.
darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell
land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell
land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!
by MetallilbangeR April 08, 2005
An abbreviation of "one love". It's a cool way o end a conversation.
One love represents the love between the whole world. All races, everyone.
One love represents the love between the whole world. All races, everyone.
by Jay from da MIA August 03, 2006