when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck
by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018
to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.
"I got fucked, John."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."
by sophieisapatheticthot66 January 15, 2022
The hottest thing known to man kind
by Nimnex October 20, 2018
its like math you add the bed ; subtract the close and divide the legs and hope you dont multiply
are you ever going to have sex with me or are you just going to masterbate
by master#fuck February 13, 2018
Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.
Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.
by sex:) July 20, 2012
To raise a number to the sixth power
2 squared is 4, 2 cubed is 8, and 2 sexed is 64.
If you sex six, the result is 46656
by MethemethicsProfessor October 16, 2019
When a man's sixth finger pokes up and becomes hard and he pumps it up and down and into a woman's vagina or anus. Also see humping, blowjob, anal sex.
James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and down until it turned hard and red. James wrapped his legs behind her and shoved his cock up her pussy, going faster and faster, until he hit her G-spot. He kept punching her G-spot with his penis, and they both cummed into each other. James flipped her over, and he shoved his tongue into her pussy again. She started sucking his cock, and they did 69. Exhausted, they slept in that position for the whole nite.
by LOL69 May 13, 2013