Something I will probably never have.
Me: I've never had sex before, and most likely never will.
by Hisashi46 February 26, 2015
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The hottest thing known to man kind
10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!
by MLGpeppa pig October 20, 2018
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Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.
Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.
by sex:) July 19, 2012
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What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
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When a man's sixth finger pokes up and becomes hard and he pumps it up and down and into a woman's vagina or anus. Also see humping, blowjob, anal sex.
James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and down until it turned hard and red. James wrapped his legs behind her and shoved his cock up her pussy, going faster and faster, until he hit her G-spot. He kept punching her G-spot with his penis, and they both cummed into each other. James flipped her over, and he shoved his tongue into her pussy again. She started sucking his cock, and they did 69. Exhausted, they slept in that position for the whole nite.
by LOL69 May 13, 2013
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sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
sex without a pill or a condom, is the stork's wake up call, to get back to delivering babies.
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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something fun and sexy ;)
penis into vagina

or vagina to vagina

or dick to ass =)

known also as love making and humping.
It was a cold winter night when Tom had his girlfriend Shelia over. Things were getting steamy. Shelia was still a virgin and tonight was the night she told Tom. Tom put his hands down her pants and got her all warmed up. She took off her top exposing her large breasts. "Let's go." she said as she pushed her body on top of his. Unbuttoning his pants. She unzipped his jeans and pulled them down toward his knees. he shook them off and she rubbed her body on his for a moment before taking her bra off right in his face. Tom was hard already. "Whenever your ready." Tom said smiling. He couldn't wait to get inside her. She traced his chest with his finger until she reached his dick. she brought her mouth down to his nine inch cock and gave him a long tasteful blow job by lapping his cock and licking up the sides. he moaned then came into her mouth and she swallowed it all. he thought it was so sexy. Tom took off Shelia's thong and procceded to eat her out. She exploded and moaned. "Let's just fuck." she said as she jumped ontop of Tom. She rode his huge cock like a professional. Grinding her hips into his crotch. She moaned and humped into him more. he resisited cumming into her. she had an orgasm and they switched positions. he took her from behind this time doggy style. She moaned and took it in the back of her hot wet pussy. popping her cherry was amazing she was so tight Tom thought. "Harder!!" Shelia squealed. Tom pumped his hard cock into her she had a second orgasm. he soon came into her pussy and they laid next to eachother that night remembering the wonderful sex. they had hot sex the next morning.
by newdirector July 06, 2009
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