5G

Conspiracy theorist's language for coronavirus

"I heard yesterday that 900 people died from 5G yesterday!"

by triPixel April 29, 2020

5G

5G is the next iteration of cellular connection. Where 4G runs at below 6Ghz, 5G has a range between 6-90Ghz.

Even though it's perfectly safe, it hasn't stopped Facebook mom's from crying wolf, calling 5G 'ionizing' (even though 5G is over 300,000 times weaker than the lowest ionizing frequency). The idiocy of these people falls right in line with anti-vaxxers and flat earthers. They just really want to feel spechul.

These absolute fucking morons have gone so far as to set cellular masts on fire, not knowing that these masts are also used for phone calls, good luck calling an ambulance boys.

Person 1: "My new phone has 5g"

Karen: "Do yoU KnOw tHat 5G cAuSeS CanCeR???"

by 1997HondaCivic May 8, 2020

5G

5G is the successor to 4G (LTE). It is known to be much more quick and responsive to touch and movement than its previous bandwidth. Samsung was believed to be the first company to have utilised 5G as a chip set. The bandwidth hasn’t come to the IPhone yet and is expected to come in 2021 to iPhone.

5G: A data bandwidth

by Ewrgbd June 20, 2020

5g shield

A very simple way to earn money in 2021, use only for a 60 year old who looks like a facebook user

Me:"Hey aunty, do you want to protect yourself from the pesky 5g radiation? Get my 5g shield for 100$ only!"
60 year old:"Thanks a lot son! Now I will remain safe from all these telephones the teens use"

by ChiragK2020 May 4, 2021

5G Karen

A Karen who thinks 5G and other RF signals are harmful to human health and/or spreads disease.

Karen: WIFI AND 5G ARE BAD FOR HUMAN HEALTH! LOOK! THEY BUST YOUR BRAIN-BLOOD BARRIER AND THEY ALSO SEND COVID INTO YOUR BODY!

Person: Okay, 5G Karen.

by kningrad December 6, 2021

5G Warfare

Fifth-generation warfare

Conflict in which ethnic chauvinism manifests itself as religious nationalism

Race re-envisioned as religion

5G warfare is a cultural manifestation of the tenet that politics is religion in euphemestic terms.

by sandraxine April 21, 2018

5G lady

A woman especially between late twenties and mid thirties in a rush to get married quickly to any man Available to them. Typically this woman wouldn’t take no for an answer and would rush their partners indirectly to marry them quickly.

Emily is a 5G lady bro. She had lots of failed relationships in her past, now she’s looking for any man to marry

by NaijaQk May 6, 2023