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elect a pope 

to smoke marijuana in a clandestine fashion, i.e., by blowing the smoke out of the window of your studio apartment so neighbors won't smell it.
Me and Andre are going to elect a pope at my place before going out drinking.
elect a pope by Omar O January 11, 2009

Elect the Dead 

Solo album from System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian.
And an awesome album at that ^_^
My final surrender,
Away from inclusion,
I now await the triumphant,
Left baggage, train station...

"Money" from "Elect the Dead" album, Serj Tankian.
Elect the Dead by Stupot Pie December 4, 2007

elect-a-dangus 

1. electronic voting machine; see dangus
So I git the go button on the elect-a-dangus, and the shit started smoking and beeping. It was beatness.
elect-a-dangus by feralchimp January 14, 2005

Elect the dead 

A web site made to promote the disbanning of the Electoral College
Elect The Dead is a website designed by Serj Tankian to ptomote the disbanning of the electoral college and put more power into the "peoples" votes
Elect the dead by jessyswrath October 23, 2009

Elect-Federalism

Elect-Federalism means an ideology and regime which the government comes from being Elected by the people which the successor or the election becomes a minister for 1 ministry and shares the same/equal power as other ministers to take care the nation.
Elect-Federalism has been inspired by Democracy.

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.
My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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