by §pÝdA .:[«GFM»]:. October 30, 2004
Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
by rawr rawr rawr January 1, 2010
"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
by Grinning Cat October 23, 2007
by m_kitsune June 15, 2004
by Ed Diroll January 24, 2007
A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
by DrIdiot September 1, 2004
Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?
New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
by Granite State November 3, 2009