Elect

Adj.

Dead or Fuckt up real bad

U betsta step up out my face or ima leave u elect son

by §pÝdA .:[«GFM»]:. October 29, 2004

elect a pope

to smoke marijuana in a clandestine fashion, i.e., by blowing the smoke out of the window of your studio apartment so neighbors won't smell it.

Me and Andre are going to elect a pope at my place before going out drinking.

by Omar O January 11, 2009

Elect the Dead

Solo album from System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian.
And an awesome album at that ^_^

My final surrender,
Away from inclusion,
I now await the triumphant,
Left baggage, train station...

"Money" from "Elect the Dead" album, Serj Tankian.

by Stupot Pie December 4, 2007

elect-a-dangus

1. electronic voting machine; see dangus

So I git the go button on the elect-a-dangus, and the shit started smoking and beeping. It was beatness.

by feralchimp January 14, 2005

Elect the dead

A web site made to promote the disbanning of the Electoral College

Elect The Dead is a website designed by Serj Tankian to ptomote the disbanning of the electoral college and put more power into the "peoples" votes

by jessyswrath October 23, 2009

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.

My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.

by Flynn Rider's a heart throb February 27, 2021

The Elect

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.

"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter

by rorrzo November 15, 2021