The person who is reading this definition

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

A sick individual. Killed my mom. I always knew he was the real deal, but his internet antics made me think he was all fun and games. I thought he was COOL

An attractive woman who is liked strictly for her looks, but once discovered she can read is elevated to a whole new level of hottness.

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.

Old enough to see well enough until it comes down to smaller print