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A douche is a miserable or insufferable piece of shit; typically someone of the upper middle class or upper class who likes to piss on people that are viewed as inferior.
That douche over there went to an Ivy League school, primarily because his parents had money and hired servants to do all his bitch work so that he could study all day and graduate Magna Cum Laude and then act like his education is no big deal when he also knows that everybody wants it and he needs it to be where he is.
by Rosebud1776 April 21, 2017
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a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by seraphina October 05, 2003
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An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.

Will use flattery and any other means possible to get a girl;
and learn how to play parts of songs on the guitar to attract girls. Their interests change depending on the girl they date or hang out with. Music is a good example of such interest changes. They will often listen to pop or rap if the girl enjoys it. Girls seemed oddly attracted to this charade.

Often laugh at others misfortunes reguardless of its severity. Is often a cock blocker even if the tactics used will hinder their own chances of getting a girl. Must always be the center of attention even if it means doing something socially awkward.

Sometimes makes jokes in a loud voice to draw attention to themselves. Talks loudly and in a different tone to assert that he knows a lot about a specific topic.
Occasionally they will sing along to songs on the radio and look at others riding with them to make sure they are paying attention to the fact that they are singing.

They are often white males and are stereotyped for wearing 'popped collars' but this fashion is rarely seen. They most often wear a hat in an unconventional way (Such as: backwards, to one side, slightly to one side, or obnoxiously worn on one side of the head, appearing to be barely stable) Being a douche is not limited to just males.

In short a douche is a living contradiction!
Guy 1: "I don't understand how Joey has any friends, he's a total douche."

Guy 2: "I guess girls like that whole asshole attitude."
by JLTJ April 15, 2011
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A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.
That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.
by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009
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The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.
Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."
by nom de plumb June 16, 2009
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Douche with the added apastrophe e ('e) to make it a sound like touch'e often used in an argument when one person has defeated the other with a quick jab of wit
Dewd: hahahha, ur gay
Dude: your MOM'S gay!
Dewd: (admitting defeat) douch'e
by Rorudo August 26, 2007
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