Top definition
someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.
"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"
by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013
Get the merch
Get the Douche neck gaiter and mug.
Jun 13 Word of the Day
No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
by Heko July 17, 2004
Get the merch
Get the NBS neck gaiter and mug.
3
A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.
by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009
Get the merch
Get the douche neck gaiter and mug.
4
A fucking odd person who likes to annoy the shit out of ppl and have pleasure abt it. They stand out alot due to their abnormalities and other things that ppl hate about them. Feel free to use this as an insult to those you fucking hate. Another word for a douche is nonce.
Dominic: I! Didn't! Eat! Your! CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Ray: Stfu you douche, I saw you.
Dominic: Fuck youuuuu! I didn't eat your cheese!!!!!
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021
Get the mug
Get a Douche mug for your barber Larisa.
5
Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.
That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.
by Lunck September 27, 2010
Get the merch
Get the douche neck gaiter and mug.
6
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by seraphina October 05, 2003
Get the mug
Get a douche mug for your daughter Helena.

Activity