shit-douche 

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.

1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.

shit-douche by flashwildecard December 31, 2016

douche shit 

a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.

you douche!!

douche shit!!

douche shit by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 28, 2007

shitcouched 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

shitcouched by a who in whoville October 19, 2011