Used to describe how one feels after partying for extended and often draining, periods of time.
When asked how his weekend was, seth
respond's, "dude, it's been a longer"!!!
by micah jensen July 8, 2005
Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.
"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"
by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005
this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.
it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it
by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018
What my dick is compared to yours!
Well I sure am longer than you!
by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019
Usually implies that someone is deceased, but may mean that the person is no longer associated with an organization. Potentially, the term could start a rumor that the individual is dead.
Customer: "Does Matt still work here?"

Worker: "No, I'm afraid he's no longer with us."

Customer: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Worker: (optional) "He decided to quit last week, so he could go back to school."
by yes juanito yes October 11, 2014
Commonly used phrase on Opie & Anthony for someone who references a topic from a historic show.
"I like turtles!"
"Wow, you really linger longer!"
by nuschultz January 25, 2008
Look it up dumbass no longer human by dazai osamu it’s the best book ever
AHHHHHHHHno longer human dazai osamulipbite
by noa zoldyck May 17, 2021