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What my dick is compared to yours!
Well I sure am longer than you!
Longer by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019
Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.
"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"
longer by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

longer furby 

When you lube up a 20 inch long furby and shove it up the ass of the person closest to you.
Dave: what was that that just went up my ass?
Jermain: Don’t worry bro, I just gave you a longer Furby.

Longer Than Frozen Turkey 

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

longer than forever 

a couple term used to describe how long their love for each other will last.
Girl: "You guys are gonna last a long time."
Girlfriend: "I know. We promised each other we'd last longer than forever."
longer than forever by Nikaeluh July 13, 2011

Longer Air 

When something requires big gay or is a big shooter
Alex: John's PP requires longer air
Longer Air by Longer Air May 28, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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