Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

The patriarch of dumbasses skilled in the art of bullshitting

A person that lies.

Individual at the top of food chain in a government structure. Attracts interns. Notifies Presidential Staff of attractive females in vicinity.

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"