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Schuster 

German word for shoe maker
Let's just head down the the Schuster
Schuster by cheriseeeee September 27, 2008

Schuster 

1. to falsify one's location.
2. to act in a dickish manner when confronted about one's location.
3. to hoodwink another individual(s)
1. I thought you were in Wilmington...nah, man; I had to Schuster them.
2. Yeah, I asked him where he was and he went full on Schuster on me.
3.Those guys wouldn't pay me, so I had to Schuster them.

Schuster 

A person who takes a poop in somebody's shoe.
"Ok, which one of you damn Schusters soiled my loafers?"
Schuster by Capt. Carfentnyl January 8, 2018

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.
"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"
Ryan Schuster by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

Ronan Schuster 

A Ronan Schuster is a propper mad cunt gets all the birds and he would bate ye around if ye chatted abou him a Ronan Schuster is mostly found with a Liam Freeman Josh Lee or Jack O'Malley
wow i would just love to be a Ronan Schuster hes so cool
Ronan Schuster by mandem123456789 October 6, 2020

Juju Smith Schuster 

Corvette Corvette that’s the only thing I know how to do.
Juju Smith Schuster stop doing TickTock
Juju Smith Schuster by 123 ABC treat February 17, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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