The only person in your life who cares about what you think .
Man everyone left me today. Well I still have myself.
by Beef supreme 69420 December 21, 2020
An idiot's substitution for the words "me" or "I". "Myself" should only be used in reflexive cases or intensive cases.

Commonly used by people who do not know the proper rules of usage for "me" and "I", or by those who were taught at an early age that "me" is a dirty word.
Incorrect usage:
We need more people like myself to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, myself included.

Correct usage:
We need more people like I to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, me included.
I made this myself. (intensive)
I hurt myself. (reflexive)
by Penbiks August 18, 2006
Thinking of...
...myself ♡
by Bad Translator October 6, 2019
The word that should be used in all places where you used to say "me." This movement has been championed by upper management in corporations, elected officials, news and media, and all of the English speaking world's best and brightest.

Only low-class people say the word "me."
by scrybz May 28, 2012
The name that only you can call yourself.
I am who I am: myself.
by Kanthia January 1, 2006
The sexiest, hottest person to ever step foot on this earth. The personified version of fire, hot enough to burn through a wall larger than Bryce Hall's ego.
I noticed myself becoming increasingly attractive day by day.
by Conans FootSweat July 1, 2021