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An idiot's substitution for the words "me" or "I". "Myself" should only be used in reflexive cases or intensive cases.

Commonly used by people who do not know the proper rules of usage for "me" and "I", or by those who were taught at an early age that "me" is a dirty word.
Incorrect usage:
We need more people like myself to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, myself included.

Correct usage:
We need more people like I to do this job correctly.
Feel free to ask any of us, me included.
I made this myself. (intensive)
I hurt myself. (reflexive)
by Penbiks August 18, 2006
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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The only person in your life who cares about what you think .
Man everyone left me today. Well I still have myself.
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Who Me?
that’s myself!
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Far less popular sibling of themself, owing to its obnoxiously self-regarding ostentatiousness.
"i hurt myselves today."
by _m374 May 10, 2006
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U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me
Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🀀
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly
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