The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Examples:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
by PookieX November 28, 2005
by DefTheDefguy June 04, 2020
Dude1: Man, I feel like shit
Dude2: You feel like poop?
Dude1: What? No you idiot I just feel bad
Dude2: *shoots* I never liked poop anyways
Dude2: You feel like poop?
Dude1: What? No you idiot I just feel bad
Dude2: *shoots* I never liked poop anyways
by urbandictionaryiscursedl November 23, 2022
The most adaptable word in the English dictionary
You can take a shit
You can say shit when your angry or frustrated
You can feel shitty
Be shitty
Act shitty
Look shitty
Give a shit
Or not give a shit
You can have shit
Throw shit
Hoard shit
Carry shit
Have to much shit
Have to little shit
Have no shit
Sling shit
Talk shit
Fight about shit
Fight shittily
You can take a shit
You can say shit when your angry or frustrated
You can feel shitty
Be shitty
Act shitty
Look shitty
Give a shit
Or not give a shit
You can have shit
Throw shit
Hoard shit
Carry shit
Have to much shit
Have to little shit
Have no shit
Sling shit
Talk shit
Fight about shit
Fight shittily
by MrsPiggyMuppetLove July 01, 2016
by AdomC April 11, 2015
Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!
Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!
Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!
Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
by SlopNChop December 25, 2016
1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT?
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.
by Mateus Roque December 10, 2008