Lex Luthor: Come on, let me hear you say it, just once
Lois Lane: You're insane
Lex Luthor: No! Not that, the other thing
Lois Lane: Superman will never-
Lex Luthor: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lois Lane: You're insane
Lex Luthor: No! Not that, the other thing
Lois Lane: Superman will never-
Lex Luthor: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Funny Fad Guy® October 17, 2009
Your arch nemesis at work. A person that opposes everything you represent, and does nothing besides make your life miserable.
Michelle Obama: Hey Pumpkin, do you want to watch Fox News?
President Obama: No, that network is filled with Lex Luthors.
President Obama: No, that network is filled with Lex Luthors.
by glantern35 July 21, 2010
An extremely tall, lanky kid whos nipples get so hard that they poke holes in his shirt. Lex is a redneck at heart, who enjoys the company of his closest friends, such as count chocula, big nip mitch, and molly diebler. He is famous for his wrestling prowess, being a varsity wrestler for his very first match in the sport. He is known to get very excited and act like a tard while laughing.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, lex luthor dooo, he go hard............................................................... as shell
by RealNigha January 17, 2011
1. Arch enemy of Superman.
2. The richest man in Metropolis. He could afford to buy as many cakes as he wants, yet he chose to steal forty cakes. And that's terrible.
2. The richest man in Metropolis. He could afford to buy as many cakes as he wants, yet he chose to steal forty cakes. And that's terrible.
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
by Jaime H. February 27, 2008
Superman's arch-enemy. Intelligent, funny, and ruthless. Even though he has no superpowers, he is dangerous.
by Adrian August 30, 2006
A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).
by Jim November 25, 2004
This is how it ends for the greatest criminal mind of our time. Not with a whimper, not with a bang. How do they choose to reward Lex Luthor, the greatest genius in this world? Do they give him glory? Do they give him treasure? What matter fact do they give him? Life plus twenty, Luthor! Get to work.
by slothics January 07, 2005