mhibma's definitions

Sact'o

Nickname for Sacramento, California

-What's Mike up to these days?

-He's livin' in Sact'o and going to grad school.

by mhibma June 1, 2006

Socal

(n.) Acronym: Standard Oil of California, a.k.a Chevron.

The first oil explorations in Saudi Arabia began in 1933, when Socal representatives concluded contract negotiations with King Ibn Saud, thus beginning a fateful symbiotic relationship, which scholars have portrayed as a marriage of convenience. Through the 1933 contract, Socal was granted a 60-year concession to pump Arabian oil. The economic, political, and social fallout of this relationship has deeply affected the foreign and domestic (more so in Saudi Arabia) policies of both countries to this very hour.

by mhibma September 19, 2006

Redwood Curtain

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.

Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.

by mhibma September 2, 2005

phonejacker

(adj) A chick who is so broke that she comes over and hangs out and whatever just to use the damn phone.

Hey you still on the fucking phone? WTF? Why don't you just go over there and talk, you fucking phonejacker?

by mhibma May 4, 2006

Idiot's Convention

(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.

Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?

Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!

by mhibma September 2, 2005

taco jeans

n.) A.K.A. camel toe.

Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.

by mhibma November 29, 2005

whoreator

(n) Any famous socialite whose life is the stuff of tabloids, preteen magazines, and are selected for random "causes" for which they are the ironic spokeswomen for.

Friend 1- Jesus, who picked Nicole Richie as the whoreator for birth control? Her ninja foot is so loose it rattles on a windy day!

by mhibma May 4, 2006