Granted

When you smack some one in the face with a lunch box

Man did you see that fight at lunch that kid got Granted

by you just got granted February 12, 2015

Granted

Drinking like a hero before leaving the pre-drinks but only lasting 10 minutes in the club before seeing your lunch for the second time that day. Synonymous with getting absolutely fucked.

"My test went badly today" said Billy.
"Lets get you Granted tonight." said Milly.

by LordBillyMilly September 5, 2018

granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

by spacejah May 11, 2019

Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

by ASOUP January 22, 2009

Granted

Genies Inc. word for "Bet"- When someone confirms or seals the deal on something

You going to the game tonight? Granted 😎💯✔️

by Genies December 19, 2018

granted

well, granted, its stevensons favorite word..................granted.andy moe

well im trying to teach about STD's here, granted.

by CROHNSON April 1, 2004

Granted

What happens when a person has a scary experience with psychedelic drugs and is never the same again.

Wow he is hugging a pillow and hiding in the corner, shit I think he's Granted. He'll never be the same again.

by God8acid March 30, 2022