why are you looking up "shirt?"
You wear a fucking shirt.
by lzlnh May 22, 2012
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A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 10, 2016
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Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 17, 2004
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A pice of clothing of which you wear on your torso. A shirt can be made out of any kind of material really, for example cotton, wool, twill, linen, poplin etc.
Person 1 : “ughh I have nothing to cover my torso with!!!”
Person 2: “Did you try a shirt?”
Person 1: “You mean those things made of fabric that you can wear on your torso?!”
Person 2: “well… yeah.”
person 1: “Wow what a smart idea thank you!”
Person 2: “yeah no problem.”
by Yeah, that's my name November 11, 2022
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"shit" without the "r"

commonly typoed as "shit" when writing about an essay on shirts. Rresults in a bad grade.
by Dim September 25, 2003
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A garment or article of clothing used to cover the upper body, which a hole cut to incorporate the arms and neck.
Shit, you got a shirt from unionventure.com? Those assholes have funny shit!
by Pimpsta April 14, 2004
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a piece of clothing worn over breasts or chests
you wear a shirt over a bra
by someone November 24, 2003
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