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A dated word that denotes a dozen dozen or 144—one that is heading the way of the dodo, if bosses don't encourage their staff to use it often, although others could mistake it for a "vulgar word."
With the metric system in place around the world, except for the US and parts of the UK, most teenagers are clueless how much a gross stands for—however, it's not too late to protect this endangered imperial math word.
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G.R.O.S.S. is an anti-girl club, as popularized by Calvin & Hobbes. The name is an acronym that stands for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS

Based in a treehouse (with occasional emergency meetings inside a cardboard box), the main objective of G.R.O.S.S. club is to annoy, bother, and harass girls. Calvin and Hobbes are its only members, and they sometimes plan missions to do so.

Look for local chapters of G.R.O.S.S. now forming in a neighbourhood near you.
o Calvin: "I've got it! We'll call our club G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy Girls! That way, Susie Derkins can't join!"

o Hobbes: "Is she slimy?"

o Calvin: "All girls are slimy. Now the first order of business is to elect officiers."

o Hobbes: "I get to be president! I get to be president!"

o Calvin: "Oh, no you don't! This whole club was my idea, so I get to be president."

o Hobbes: "Ok, then I get to be king and tyrant."

o Calvin: "Hey, no! That's what I want to be! You can be president!"
by malarky2020 October 05, 2009
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1. Something disgusting and inducing vomit
2. Something or someone lazy or incorrigible
3. stupid
4. Money made over a period of time
1. His vomiting was so gross, it made me vomit.
2. The worker had gross incompetence.
3. The man was gross and oafish.
4. Titanic is the highest grossing film of all time, somehow
by Slof July 13, 2003
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Something so mind-numbingly awesome that it defies description by ANY other word.
1. Dude my girl let me do things to her that are only in the fantasies of porn movies.. It was GROSS.

2. Hey man Nesto, Travis, Alec, and Ankil got some kicks in this sick ass exclusive shop in Boston.. They were GROSS.
by Kevlar Eagle April 03, 2008
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n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes.

adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.
I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.

Eating dog poo is gross.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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