(v.) To either avoid beer altogether or to actively pursue an enthusiastic appreciation of it. Actual suitable application of the definition is in the eye of the beerholder.
Hey, I thought you were going to lay of the brews for awhile?
Yeah, but no worries, I decided to be smart about it and just get tough on beer, cheers.
Yeah, but no worries, I decided to be smart about it and just get tough on beer, cheers.
by mhibma October 01, 2005
(adj) A chick who is so broke that she comes over and hangs out and whatever just to use the damn phone.
Hey you still on the fucking phone? WTF? Why don't you just go over there and talk, you fucking phonejacker?
by mhibma May 04, 2006
(adj) Describes a woman's ass that is flatter than a one-sided pancake. Washboard asses are usually found on woman with a huge rack.
Dude 1-Holy crap! You see that girl down at the end of the bar? Her tits are spilling out of her shirt!
Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?
Dude 2- Yeah, I've seen 'em and they're nice but do you see her washboard ass?
by mhibma May 04, 2006
(n) Any famous socialite whose life is the stuff of tabloids, preteen magazines, and are selected for random "causes" for which they are the ironic spokeswomen for.
Friend 1- Jesus, who picked Nicole Richie as the whoreator for birth control? Her ninja foot is so loose it rattles on a windy day!
by mhibma May 04, 2006
(n) The result of opening a can of beer whereby the foam that comes out resembles the wings of an angel.
Dude, you know you've got a nice brew when you pull the tab back and the angel inside spreads her wings.
by mhibma September 02, 2005
(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.
Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!
by mhibma September 06, 2005
(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.
Hey, have you heard from JJ?
Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.
by mhibma September 02, 2005