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Contract
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See: Gooty Hole
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contract
1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a
professional criminal
2. any illegal or unethical arrangement
professional criminal
2. any illegal or unethical arrangement
contract by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009
Contract
(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
contract
An obligation to answer a specified number of questions, as on the TV game show Bullseye with Jim Lange; if a player finishes it, he has the option to bank the accumulated money.
"...that is your contract, and the numbers range from 1 to as many questions as you wish."
Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye
Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye
contract by Ben Masters December 31, 2003