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Donating 

The act of going to a clinic and giving your sperm or egg for families or gays who cannot create children on their own.
Hey doug, I just went down to the clinic and got done donating my special material so some special family or pair of homosexuals can have a child.
Donating by Dimpond July 29, 2013

Donating Blood 

code for smoking weed
"You down for donating blood?""
"Yeah, I got the supplies, lets do it after class man."
Donating Blood by UMFAN October 29, 2011

drive-by donating 

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.
After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

Jerk Off Before Donating 

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

donuting 

The art of throwing or smashing donuts on a house(usually front porch or garage) and then leaving them for the owner of the home to clean up.
What do you want to do to Lerczak's house tonight?
Let's go donuting

What did you do to my house last night?
It's called donuting
donuting by Johnny Lerczak March 18, 2008

Donatang 

slang for a cross between a ape and a human. Usually very hideous, and is found publicly masterbating. Often used in phrases as a insult.
Man that Donatang smells like semen.
Donatang by Zach Erdman April 23, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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