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That which allows lazy people to do stupid things without painful consequences, thus keeping them forever stupid.
It's not the love of money that is the root of all evil, but rather the lack of it—it's not wrong to have money; it's wrong for money to have you.
by MathPlus June 25, 2016
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In life, you must go to school to have an opportunity to make large quantities of money. Once you can go to the job, you end up working for money until retirement, where you can spend your last years reflecting on all the time you wasted accumulating money instead of enjoying it.
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Paper and coinage that can be used to exchange for goods and services. More of it equals power and chicks.
"My money got me a wife honey."
by CrazyMike February 10, 2003
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1. Marketable 2. To request attention. 3. Something that is really expensive; and thus, people tend to believe that it is superior.
Single guy says to single friend (both wanting to get laid) "Your money, how can they say no."
by Jarvis January 18, 2004
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Another word for currency. Something that people slave over doing unrewarding tasks to earn. Something that limits what basic needs a person/family can have as well as what activities, possessions a person/family can enjoy. The system is not perfect but it works better than the barter system. It's not the money that's evil. It's the currency system that can corrupt people if they let it. People give up everything to earn it, but end up with nothing. People cut each other's throats and kill each other for it. People become ignorant just because they have more of it. Money is stupid.
Monopoly guy: I love money. Average Joe: how can you say that? I hate money.
by Dat'smymamma January 28, 2011
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Something that nobody seems to have.
Joe: Hello Bill, do you have any money?
Bill: No, what's that?
Joe: I don't know. I was trying to find out from you!
by ETDragon March 06, 2013
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