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enabled 

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The opposite of someone who is disabled. This is an able-bodied person who manipulates the system to get out of working, being a responsible parent, and a productive citizen.
Paul: My great uncle's V.A. benefits continue to get cut. He literally eats a can of beans for dinner to save for gas money to drive 83 miles each way to the V.A. hospital each week! Meanwhile, his neighbor - an able-bodied fuck - has never worked, has the government pay for his kid's daycare, gets free bus passes that he throws away, sells his EBT benefits for weed, and brags about how he rips off the government that he hates!!
Steve: He was a sniper in the Marines, right?
Paul: Yeah, he was. 23 kills.
Steve: He should shoot that enabled trash.
enabled by von groovy June 14, 2017

web enabled 

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A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.
My new mobile is web enabled.
web enabled by sublimal June 24, 2004

web enabled 

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To take an othewise perfectly functional device or peice of software, slow it down, make it buggy and general make a mess of things for the sole purpose of being able to browse pron directly on the app/device
All the recent versions of Office have been flakey as hell since they web-enabled the suite.
web enabled by KillAllHumans September 14, 2004

chip enabled 

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People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart
Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!
chip enabled by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018

internet-enabled 

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Internet-enabled means if a device is connected to the internet and can access websites, the device is internet-enabled.
internet-enabled by ahoulton August 23, 2020

Filtering Enabled

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Don't worry guys, nobody can attack our game Filtering Enabled has arrived!
Filtering Enabled by Ps8v May 14, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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