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up themselves 

Someone with an inflated view of their own importance, opinions, personality or looks
Most celebrities are so up themselves it’s a wonder they don’t disappear up their own arseholes
up themselves by Ruzz_Sin October 16, 2006

The editors can go fuck themselves 

A phrase everyone thinks when they submit a word which gets declined.
TRUE STORY
I wrote a not rude and not aggressive word and i expected it to be submitted... To my shock it was declined. So...I sent it again and well...it was declined again!

The editors can go fuck themselves.

Also, if you're an editor and you're reading this, I hope you are one of the good ones...otherwise take your laptop and shove it straight up your candy ass (check out The Rock) ;)

Get Themselves Euthanized 

When someone is messing around something they shouldn’t be involved in and they’ll end up hurt in the end. Does not have to be death but can be physical pain, mental pain, or emotional pain.
Those guys over there are messing around in our hood? They better watch themselves before they get themselves euthanized

Why do people hurt themselves 

Because they are angry at the world and themselves. And mostly at themselves for always screwing up, but if they took it out on someone else the would jyst be screwing up again. When the harm themselves, not only are they releasing all of that anger, but they are repremendimg themselves and therefore feeling like this will help them be better. What they need is love and to understand that they are lived and to feel included.
Why do people hurt themselves?

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves 

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

Their Allowing Themselves To Be Canceled 

No. They aren't. This is just more narcissistic "You did this to yourself!" speak.
Dumb whore "Their allowing themselves to be canceled."

Hym "Noooo... You're using boycotts and the threat of associate shunning as a means to deplatform the tranny. That's not 'them doing it to themselves' and, no, they don't need to apologize for shit you toothless old bitch. And that is exactly what it is. It's elitist gatekeeping from old frauds who ran out of ideas decades ago. I'm not what you are. All you have to do to get an LLC is take a test. I'm one of the greatest minds of all time. I will soon surpass Shakespeare. All this is just conservatives trying to re-assert ideological control over a population that tried to cast them aside. Now, instead of 1 ideological gun, there are 2."

😖👈
Leftists "Bend to our will or be impoverished!!!"

👉😖👈

Theocrats "Act out some form of perennialist, collectivist dogma or be impoverished!!! Not that one!!! Pick a dogma of which I approve or be enslaved!!!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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