socks

things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm

by leah December 2, 2003

socks

Something nobody can ever find

Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....

by cawos April 7, 2008

socks

garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.

When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.

by bleeeyuh December 5, 2004

socks

condoms for your feet

honestly... what other purpose do they serve?

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

socks

something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.

Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.

by Slick Willie May 28, 2003

socks

a place to cry.... :) and store your "liquids"

person 1: man i love my socks

person 2: theyre wet..from all the crying

by me and t-dawg March 4, 2021

socks

proper noun: Former president Clinton's Cat.

Screw that dog Buddy, Ya'll know Socks is the shnizz

by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003