That bitch was hot till she took of her pants and I found her cock.
Mom found my playboys.
I was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn't last long after I found out it was my girlfriend's brother dressed as a french whore.
Mom found my playboys.
I was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn't last long after I found out it was my girlfriend's brother dressed as a french whore.
by syst0lic July 13, 2003
Noun, Verb
1. Foot + Pound = Found, it’s a foot pound. Two or more people hit the bottom of their shoes/feet together in a congratulatory or celebratory manner. Also used as a substitution for the currently more well known “pound it”.
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1. Foot + Pound = Found, it’s a foot pound. Two or more people hit the bottom of their shoes/feet together in a congratulatory or celebratory manner. Also used as a substitution for the currently more well known “pound it”.
121208bsam
by blewflamez13 January 02, 2009
To be be caught doing something out of the ordinary yet continue to own it like a boss. In other words to just be a complete dope hard and not give a fuck
by Katlin Zalomen November 16, 2016
by hopeykins June 23, 2008
Stoner1: Wow check out that guy tripping balls. Hes Lost and Found.
Stoner2: Haha yeah, Looks like hes lost his mind!
Stoner1: But hes found freedom man, thats what lifes all about.
Stoner2: Haha yeah, Looks like hes lost his mind!
Stoner1: But hes found freedom man, thats what lifes all about.
by Simpl1 March 25, 2011
Ted: Do you play sports?
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.
by tree pipit December 03, 2010