That bitch was hot till she took of her pants and I found her cock.
Mom found my playboys.
I was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn't last long after I found out it was my girlfriend's brother dressed as a french whore.
Mom found my playboys.
I was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn't last long after I found out it was my girlfriend's brother dressed as a french whore.
by syst0lic July 13, 2003
Get the foundmug. Noun, Verb
1. Foot + Pound = Found, it’s a foot pound. Two or more people hit the bottom of their shoes/feet together in a congratulatory or celebratory manner. Also used as a substitution for the currently more well known “pound it”.
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1. Foot + Pound = Found, it’s a foot pound. Two or more people hit the bottom of their shoes/feet together in a congratulatory or celebratory manner. Also used as a substitution for the currently more well known “pound it”.
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by blewflamez13 January 1, 2009
Get the Found Itmug. To be be caught doing something out of the ordinary yet continue to own it like a boss. In other words to just be a complete dope hard and not give a fuck
by Katlin Zalomen November 15, 2016
Get the Foundmug. by hopeykins December 9, 2008
Get the foundedmug. Stoner1: Wow check out that guy tripping balls. Hes Lost and Found.
Stoner2: Haha yeah, Looks like hes lost his mind!
Stoner1: But hes found freedom man, thats what lifes all about.
Stoner2: Haha yeah, Looks like hes lost his mind!
Stoner1: But hes found freedom man, thats what lifes all about.
by Simpl1 April 11, 2011
Get the Lost and Foundmug. Ted: Do you play sports?
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.
by tree pipit December 4, 2010
Get the funny not foundmug. 