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Past-tense... meaning you have discovered something new or lost. Such as a secret.
That bitch was hot till she took of her pants and I found her cock.

Mom found my playboys.

I was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn't last long after I found out it was my girlfriend's brother dressed as a french whore.
found by syst0lic July 13, 2003
Words you can keep
I found that doobie on the street.
found by RicoFuckinConstantino August 11, 2003
To be be caught doing something out of the ordinary yet continue to own it like a boss. In other words to just be a complete dope hard and not give a fuck
Hey did u see johnny's snap story

Yeah he was so fucked up
Lol when your found as fuck
Found by Katlin Zalomen November 15, 2016
Used in place of "searched for as long and hard as possible" inside of a sentence, usually referring to inappropriate/"cringy" content used to defame a video game that may be on the hate bandwagon.
"Hey, dude! I found this eating glue face on Roblox!"
"Dude, I found Among Us incest. I'm losing hope in humanity."
Found by IYM March 16, 2021

found them in a toilet 

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!
What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.

found you one 

A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!
Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
found you one by Asa Guy December 27, 2008

Found It 

Noun, Verb

1. Foot + Pound = Found, it’s a foot pound. Two or more people hit the bottom of their shoes/feet together in a congratulatory or celebratory manner. Also used as a substitution for the currently more well known “pound it”.

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After making a game winning 3 pointer, LeBron and The Cavs shared a celebratory Found It!
Found It by blewflamez13 January 1, 2009
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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