by jlsvnhuscndskgcvrs September 10, 2006

Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.
by Ozone April 27, 2004

by Timmah! March 31, 2005

are for strangers
hay what do you think this is some kinda stranger thing? take that shirt off!! shirts are for STRANGERS!
by jackie April 06, 2003

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004
