A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.

I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.

Phone by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!

phone by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

phone

a device used to call somebody.

why isn't this definition here yet?

I am going to use my phone.

phone by Jinny January 26, 2004

phone

Phone; noun
1) the best invention of all time
2) by far the WORST invention of all time

1. person 1<hey, it's me, just calling to say hi...i love phones!
person 2> i know they rock.
2. person 1<hey, it's me. i know it's four in the morning and you only went to be 2 hours ago because you were writing a paper and you have an exam at 8:30 tomorrow morning, BUT, i'm SURE you wanna hear from me!!
person 2>i hate you.

phone by MyNameIsNotJane January 17, 2007

phone

1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.

2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.

1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!"

2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.

phone by Orphans January 11, 2005

Phone

The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.

Example 1: ``Mom, buy me a phone.`` Example 2: ``Wow wanna get poked?``

Phone by robotb6 February 19, 2018