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A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.
Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard
by Ziceless October 14, 2016
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a word to describe something which goes without saying.
"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"

"course, u bringin some herb?"

"standard"
by roxxor February 19, 2004
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assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard
by mark April 29, 2003
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a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
john: 'hey look at her'
james' standard !!!'

or

jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' standard mate'
by fuckinstandard June 06, 2011
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1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
by TheGlueGunner June 13, 2011
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