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verb: Similar to stealing, except less snitchier. Involves simply taking something from someone, while making sure to inform them of it. You could optionally bitchslap them.

Be careful through, if you have something from the wrong guy, you could get fucked up.
1.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Bitch: But thats my--
Me: Fuck yourself *slap*

2.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Guy: What the fuck are you doing with my milkshake?
Me: Having it, bitch *slap*
Guy: *Rape*
having by Mohamdu January 1, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Pronounced in the same sense as "having dinner:"

A slang term used in a similar context as "ballin'," or "awesome."

Also seen as "havin'."
This party's having, bro!

That dude's havin', yo!
having by DBHS January 25, 2008
Of course “having your cake and eating it too” is possible!
Having by V8sforlife October 23, 2023

Having motion

getting that bread to put it simple or money coming in
Im a young nigga that get to the bread, I be having motion for real
Having motion by rocky william January 5, 2022

Having motion

To have motion means to be accomplishing things at a good speed, most likely has there own apartment, car, on the path to starting a career, also to have enough money to support yourself and your habits.
“I’m really having motion out here, can’t nobody stop me”
Having motion by The. January 5, 2022

Having A Domestic

When people are arguing, this is commonly known as 'Having a domestic', no matter the seriousness of the arguement.

See also 'Lovers Tiff'
What are those two having a domestic about?
Oh he nicked one of her chips, she wasn't happy about it
Having A Domestic by Little - L April 6, 2010

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.
Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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