coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

coffee by CallMeWish November 3, 2017

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Coffee is cheaper than meth.

coffee by MamaBurd March 27, 2012

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If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

Coffee by A Stove November 28, 2013

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My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

coffee by cowbella March 22, 2009

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When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

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coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

coffee by cyber573 April 9, 2008

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" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

Coffee by Michelle December 12, 2004

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