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Fund Accountant
An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
Fund Accountant by Vito Nicola May 7, 2008
Fund-lips
Fund-lips by CharleLeeTruth September 15, 2021
Fund the Police
Fund the Police by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
fund it
A phrase usually said in jest to mock another person's idea. The idea is usually stupid and lame with little market value.
Person A: Okay so get this...how about for a new video game, we pit four players against a zombie invasion! Except here's the twist: all the zombies are CLOWN zombies!
Person B: FUND IT!
Person B: FUND IT!
fund it by Mattanonymous February 15, 2009
Fund of Funds
Fund of Funds by Peanutbutterjelly143 October 28, 2010
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