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word used instead of the word ‘’ass’’ but in romanian
lick the inside of my fund
fund by dandruff January 31, 2022

Fund Accountant 

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

Fund-lips 

When you haven’t payed your funds so you have to kiss the person in charge for at least 20 sec.
Caitlin has to give him Fund-lips.
Fund-lips by CharleLeeTruth September 15, 2021

Fund the Police 

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.
“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.
Fund the Police by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
A phrase usually said in jest to mock another person's idea. The idea is usually stupid and lame with little market value.
Person A: Okay so get this...how about for a new video game, we pit four players against a zombie invasion! Except here's the twist: all the zombies are CLOWN zombies!
Person B: FUND IT!
fund it by Mattanonymous February 15, 2009

Fund of Funds

Ariel Fund of her family of Funds.
I achieve the largest benefits from this Fund of Funds.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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