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Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
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A female's breast's used to produce milk and sexual pleasure men or women
Kiersten : Hey Chad like my new blouse?
Chad : Wow it really show's how truly amazing your Tits really are!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna play with them?
Chad : Like you had to ask!
Kiersten : Oh Chad! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Squeeze Them Harder Oh Yeah You Like My Tits Don't Ya!
Chad : I Wanna Suck Them!!!
Kiersten: Oh Chad go ahead!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMMMM! Delicious!!
Chad's Wife : What The Fuck Is Going On Here!
Kiersten : Nothing Chad's just admiring my Tits!
Chad's Wife : I told you to get a gallon of milk and you do this!
Chad : Well they were out so Kiersten offered some!
Chad's Wife : Fuck You!
by SlopNChop February 09, 2017
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A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.
When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014
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Female breasts. Swells during sex. used to arouse males of all animals, including humans, chimpanzees, lions, et al.
Holy shit look at Katie Reese's tits!

by Take off your bra(ssiere) January 13, 2009
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Cushiony, soft, sexy pillows of love.
Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...
by me@home August 07, 2007
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something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy
Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.
by KDog88 March 30, 2008
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