couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2019

couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

by studio d September 29, 2005

couch

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013

couch

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party

by Erik da Red July 12, 2003

couch

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

lets go have some fun on te couch =D

by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008

couch

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

by yeahdude789 June 22, 2007

couch

to sit on his lap

i want to couch you and kiss you.

by Krkič December 17, 2020